A DRAMATIZATION IN WHICH SUPREME CHANCELLOR DONALD TRUMP DISCUSSES HIGHLY SENSITIVE FOREIGN POLICY ISSUES AT HIS MAR-A-LAGO RESORT IN FLORIDA, RIGHT THERE IN FULL VIEW OF THE WELL-TO-DO PUBLIC, ALL OF WHICH IS BEING FILMED FOR SOME SORT OF REALITY TV THING

14 February 2017 … Enter Supreme Chancellor Donald Trump, chief strategist Stephen Bannon, possibly traitorous national security advisor Michael Flynn, prime minister of Japan Shinzo Abe, and a film director. Trump, Bannon, Flynn, and Abe are all sitting at a long dinner table. They’ve just received intelligence that North Korea had only minutes earlier successfully tested a missile capable of possibly delivering a nuclear warhead … Continue reading A DRAMATIZATION IN WHICH SUPREME CHANCELLOR DONALD TRUMP DISCUSSES HIGHLY SENSITIVE FOREIGN POLICY ISSUES AT HIS MAR-A-LAGO RESORT IN FLORIDA, RIGHT THERE IN FULL VIEW OF THE WELL-TO-DO PUBLIC, ALL OF WHICH IS BEING FILMED FOR SOME SORT OF REALITY TV THING

A BRIEF COLLECTION OF DONALD TRUMP’S TWEETS OVER THE LAST 24 HOURS

6 February 2017 …   Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump The judge opens up our country to potential terrorists and others that do not have our best interests at heart. Bad people are very happy!   Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump Just cannot believe a judge would put our country in such peril. If something happens blame him and court system. People pouring in. Bad!   Donald … Continue reading A BRIEF COLLECTION OF DONALD TRUMP’S TWEETS OVER THE LAST 24 HOURS

A CRY FOR HELP FROM AN ANONYMOUS MEMBER OF CONGRESS REGARDING “THE INCIDENT,” WHICH APPARENTLY INVOLVES CONSERVATIVE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS HAVING SPENT THE PAST MONTH SEARCHING THE CAPITOL BUILDING FOR THEIR LOST TESTICLES

2 February 2017 …   This is a cry for help. We need aid, however it can be provided. Money. Manpower. Military action. Doctors Without Borders. Anything. If you can even just send some juvenile delinquents who skip class to smoke cigarettes but otherwise have nothing to do, we’ll take that. It’s that serious. We in Congress have all lost our testicles, and we need … Continue reading A CRY FOR HELP FROM AN ANONYMOUS MEMBER OF CONGRESS REGARDING “THE INCIDENT,” WHICH APPARENTLY INVOLVES CONSERVATIVE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS HAVING SPENT THE PAST MONTH SEARCHING THE CAPITOL BUILDING FOR THEIR LOST TESTICLES

PARTIAL TRANSCRIPT OF DONALD TRUMP’S HOUR-LONG CONVERSATION WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN ON SATURDAY

29 January 2017 …   Donald Trump: Vladie! Baby! How the hell are you? Vladimir Putin: Please. Do not call me “baby.” It sounds, how you say, “homosexual.” DT: You got it, Snookum. VP: Ugh. Your American press is right, I think. About your intelligence, and your attention span. DT: Look, Vladie, Honey Pot, speaking of our American press, I’ve got a question, is why … Continue reading PARTIAL TRANSCRIPT OF DONALD TRUMP’S HOUR-LONG CONVERSATION WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN ON SATURDAY

DRAMATIZATION OF A WEIRD SNAFU IN WHICH DONALD TRUMP IS NAMED SUPREME CHANCELLOR OF THE UNITED STATES

20 January 2017 … Enter President-elect Donald Trump, newly sworn in Vice President Mike Pence, former Vice President Joe Biden, soon-to-be-former President Barack Obama, and Chief Justice John Roberts. Trump and Roberts are standing face to face. Trump rests one very small hand on two bibles and raises the other; Roberts is about to give him the Oath of Office. Pence is off to the … Continue reading DRAMATIZATION OF A WEIRD SNAFU IN WHICH DONALD TRUMP IS NAMED SUPREME CHANCELLOR OF THE UNITED STATES