A CRY FOR HELP FROM AN ANONYMOUS MEMBER OF CONGRESS REGARDING “THE INCIDENT,” WHICH APPARENTLY INVOLVES CONSERVATIVE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS HAVING SPENT THE PAST MONTH SEARCHING THE CAPITOL BUILDING FOR THEIR LOST TESTICLES

2 February 2017 …   This is a cry for help. We need aid, however it can be provided. Money. Manpower. Military action. Doctors Without Borders. Anything. If you can even just send some juvenile delinquents who skip class to smoke cigarettes but otherwise have nothing to do, we’ll take that. It’s that serious. We in Congress have all lost our testicles, and we need … Continue reading A CRY FOR HELP FROM AN ANONYMOUS MEMBER OF CONGRESS REGARDING “THE INCIDENT,” WHICH APPARENTLY INVOLVES CONSERVATIVE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS HAVING SPENT THE PAST MONTH SEARCHING THE CAPITOL BUILDING FOR THEIR LOST TESTICLES

A SHORT DRAMATIZATION OF DONALD TRUMP MEETING WITH LAWMAKERS TO DISCUSS WHETHER “LA LA LAND” IS EVEN GOOD, LET ALONE DESERVING OF 14 OSCAR NOMINATIONS

24 January 2017 …   Enter Supreme Chancellor Donald Trump, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, House Speaker Paul Ryan, and a couple Democrats no one really talks about anymore. I’m blanking on their names. Oh! Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer. They’re all drinking watered-down Fantas, because Mr. Trump doesn’t drink alcohol (which in and of itself should be worrying) and too many bubbles make his … Continue reading A SHORT DRAMATIZATION OF DONALD TRUMP MEETING WITH LAWMAKERS TO DISCUSS WHETHER “LA LA LAND” IS EVEN GOOD, LET ALONE DESERVING OF 14 OSCAR NOMINATIONS