A DRAMATIZATION DEPICTING DONALD TRUMP, MIKE PENCE, AND JAMES MATTIS GOING OVER THE SUCCESS AND FALLOUT OF A RECENT ESPIONAGE-TYPE MISSION THAT TRUMP MIGHT NOT EVEN REMEMBER HAVING APPROVED

27 February 2017 …   Scene: A high-end Washington D.C. restaurant. The place is very exclusive. The lights are dim, for ambiance reasons. Waiters wear bow ties and scurry around with bleached towels over their arms. Some of them have small French-style mustaches. Enter Supreme Chancellor Donald Trump, Secretary of Defense James Mattis, and Vice Chancellor Mike Pence. The table they’re sitting at is covered … Continue reading A DRAMATIZATION DEPICTING DONALD TRUMP, MIKE PENCE, AND JAMES MATTIS GOING OVER THE SUCCESS AND FALLOUT OF A RECENT ESPIONAGE-TYPE MISSION THAT TRUMP MIGHT NOT EVEN REMEMBER HAVING APPROVED

A DRAMATIZATION DEPICTING A CONVERSATION (…) BETWEEN SUPREME CHANCELLOR DONALD TRUMP AND VICE CHANCELLOR MIKE PENCE, WHICH MAY SHED SOME LIGHT ON WHY, EXACTLY, MR. TRUMP FEELS SO UNCHARACTERISTICALLY LOW ENERGY, SUDDENLY

16 February 2017 …   Scene: The Oval Office. The curtains are pulled way back, so the occasional passerby can see that the supreme chancellor is doing important supreme chancellor things. One of the windows is covered with a transparent plastic tarpaulin, from a recent F.B.I. raid everyone’s sworn never to talk about. Enter Supreme Chancellor Donald Trump and Vice Chancellor Mike Pence. Trump sits … Continue reading A DRAMATIZATION DEPICTING A CONVERSATION (…) BETWEEN SUPREME CHANCELLOR DONALD TRUMP AND VICE CHANCELLOR MIKE PENCE, WHICH MAY SHED SOME LIGHT ON WHY, EXACTLY, MR. TRUMP FEELS SO UNCHARACTERISTICALLY LOW ENERGY, SUDDENLY

A CONVERSATION WITH WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF REINCE PRIEBUS, WHO, IT TURNS OUT, UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM, DOESN’T REALLY KNOW WHAT HE’S TALKING ABOUT

2017 February 13 …   Q. Of course. Thank you for having me. I anticipate this’ll be a very fun interview. I’ve been looking forward to it all week. Q. Like I said, I’ve been anticipating all week that this’d be a very fun, non-serious interview, so if you could ask me very fun, non-serious questions, that’d just be great. Q. Maybe you didn’t hear … Continue reading A CONVERSATION WITH WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF REINCE PRIEBUS, WHO, IT TURNS OUT, UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM, DOESN’T REALLY KNOW WHAT HE’S TALKING ABOUT

A LIST OF THE VARIOUS THOUGHTFUL AND ABSTRACT QUESTIONS DONALD TRUMP WAKES UP AT 3 A.M. TO CALL NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR MIKE FLYNN ABOUT

9 February 2017 …   “According to the Huffington Post, Donald Trump recently placed a late-night phone call to Mike Flynn, his national security adviser, to ask if a strong dollar or a weak dollar is better for the U.S. economy. In the early rounds of commentary on television and Twitter, several people have mocked the president for staying up late, pondering questions that might … Continue reading A LIST OF THE VARIOUS THOUGHTFUL AND ABSTRACT QUESTIONS DONALD TRUMP WAKES UP AT 3 A.M. TO CALL NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR MIKE FLYNN ABOUT

A SHORT DRAMATIZATION OF DONALD TRUMP MEETING WITH LAWMAKERS TO DISCUSS WHETHER “LA LA LAND” IS EVEN GOOD, LET ALONE DESERVING OF 14 OSCAR NOMINATIONS

24 January 2017 …   Enter Supreme Chancellor Donald Trump, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, House Speaker Paul Ryan, and a couple Democrats no one really talks about anymore. I’m blanking on their names. Oh! Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer. They’re all drinking watered-down Fantas, because Mr. Trump doesn’t drink alcohol (which in and of itself should be worrying) and too many bubbles make his … Continue reading A SHORT DRAMATIZATION OF DONALD TRUMP MEETING WITH LAWMAKERS TO DISCUSS WHETHER “LA LA LAND” IS EVEN GOOD, LET ALONE DESERVING OF 14 OSCAR NOMINATIONS