A DRAMATIZATION, IN THE MOLD OF A MID-TO-LATE 20th-CENTURY SITCOM, DEPICTING SUPREME CHANCELLOR DONALD TRUMP AND RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN MAYBE BREAKING UP

19 February 2017 … Scene: A rundown one-bedroom apartment somewhere in Washington D.C. There are stains on the walls. The room smells like cigarette smoke. A roach scuttles across the kitchen floor. Enter Russian President Vladimir Putin and U.S. Supreme Chancellor Donald Trump. Putin sits at a small kitchen table. He’s shirtless; there’s lots of spiraling chest hair. He’s turning patties of cold meatloaf over … Continue reading A DRAMATIZATION, IN THE MOLD OF A MID-TO-LATE 20th-CENTURY SITCOM, DEPICTING SUPREME CHANCELLOR DONALD TRUMP AND RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN MAYBE BREAKING UP

A DRAMATIZATION OF DONALD TRUMP TOSSING A DEFLATED FOOTBALL AROUND WITH TOM BRADY

5 February 2017 …   Scene: The football field at NRG Stadium in Houston, Tex. Enter Supreme Chancellor Donald Trump and New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. They’re standing about 10 yards apart, because Trump doesn’t have much of an arm. Brady has incredible form and throws tight spirals; Trump is trying to imitate Brady’s form and failing miserably. He more just pushes the ball … Continue reading A DRAMATIZATION OF DONALD TRUMP TOSSING A DEFLATED FOOTBALL AROUND WITH TOM BRADY

A SHORT DRAMATIZATION OF DONALD TRUMP MEETING WITH LAWMAKERS TO DISCUSS WHETHER “LA LA LAND” IS EVEN GOOD, LET ALONE DESERVING OF 14 OSCAR NOMINATIONS

24 January 2017 …   Enter Supreme Chancellor Donald Trump, Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, House Speaker Paul Ryan, and a couple Democrats no one really talks about anymore. I’m blanking on their names. Oh! Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer. They’re all drinking watered-down Fantas, because Mr. Trump doesn’t drink alcohol (which in and of itself should be worrying) and too many bubbles make his … Continue reading A SHORT DRAMATIZATION OF DONALD TRUMP MEETING WITH LAWMAKERS TO DISCUSS WHETHER “LA LA LAND” IS EVEN GOOD, LET ALONE DESERVING OF 14 OSCAR NOMINATIONS

DRAMATIZATION OF A WEIRD SNAFU IN WHICH DONALD TRUMP IS NAMED SUPREME CHANCELLOR OF THE UNITED STATES

20 January 2017 … Enter President-elect Donald Trump, newly sworn in Vice President Mike Pence, former Vice President Joe Biden, soon-to-be-former President Barack Obama, and Chief Justice John Roberts. Trump and Roberts are standing face to face. Trump rests one very small hand on two bibles and raises the other; Roberts is about to give him the Oath of Office. Pence is off to the … Continue reading DRAMATIZATION OF A WEIRD SNAFU IN WHICH DONALD TRUMP IS NAMED SUPREME CHANCELLOR OF THE UNITED STATES