A CONVERSATION WITH WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF REINCE PRIEBUS, WHO, IT TURNS OUT, UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM, DOESN’T REALLY KNOW WHAT HE’S TALKING ABOUT

2017 February 13 …   Q. Of course. Thank you for having me. I anticipate this’ll be a very fun interview. I’ve been looking forward to it all week. Q. Like I said, I’ve been anticipating all week that this’d be a very fun, non-serious interview, so if you could ask me very fun, non-serious questions, that’d just be great. Q. Maybe you didn’t hear … Continue reading A CONVERSATION WITH WHITE HOUSE CHIEF OF STAFF REINCE PRIEBUS, WHO, IT TURNS OUT, UNFORTUNATELY FOR HIM, DOESN’T REALLY KNOW WHAT HE’S TALKING ABOUT

A CONVERSATION BETWEEN NEIL GORSUCH AND THE RESURRECTED CORPSE OF JAMES MADISON

3 February 2017 …   Neil Gorsuch: I just want to say, first of all, Jim — can I call you Jim? I’ll call you Jim — that it’s an honor and a privilege to be sitting here with you, strangely and inexplicably — and quite possibly immorally — to talk about something we both take very seriously: the U.S. Constitution. I think our listeners … Continue reading A CONVERSATION BETWEEN NEIL GORSUCH AND THE RESURRECTED CORPSE OF JAMES MADISON

PARTIAL TRANSCRIPT OF DONALD TRUMP’S HOUR-LONG CONVERSATION WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN ON SATURDAY

29 January 2017 …   Donald Trump: Vladie! Baby! How the hell are you? Vladimir Putin: Please. Do not call me “baby.” It sounds, how you say, “homosexual.” DT: You got it, Snookum. VP: Ugh. Your American press is right, I think. About your intelligence, and your attention span. DT: Look, Vladie, Honey Pot, speaking of our American press, I’ve got a question, is why … Continue reading PARTIAL TRANSCRIPT OF DONALD TRUMP’S HOUR-LONG CONVERSATION WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN ON SATURDAY

A CONVERSATION WITH ATTORNEY GENERAL NOMINEE JEFF SESSIONS

10 January 2017 … Q. Well you didn’t waste any time getting to that one, did you? I’ll make my answer as frank as your question. No, I am not a racist. Q. That was an incredibly long time ago, that I was alleged to have said those things. About the N.C.A.A. being un-American. And anyway, why would I say it’s un-American? College athletics are … Continue reading A CONVERSATION WITH ATTORNEY GENERAL NOMINEE JEFF SESSIONS