A DRAMATIZATION, IN THE MOLD OF A MID-TO-LATE 20th-CENTURY SITCOM, DEPICTING SUPREME CHANCELLOR DONALD TRUMP AND RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN MAYBE BREAKING UP

19 February 2017 … Scene: A rundown one-bedroom apartment somewhere in Washington D.C. There are stains on the walls. The room smells like cigarette smoke. A roach scuttles across the kitchen floor. Enter Russian President Vladimir Putin and U.S. Supreme Chancellor Donald Trump. Putin sits at a small kitchen table. He’s shirtless; there’s lots of spiraling chest hair. He’s turning patties of cold meatloaf over … Continue reading A DRAMATIZATION, IN THE MOLD OF A MID-TO-LATE 20th-CENTURY SITCOM, DEPICTING SUPREME CHANCELLOR DONALD TRUMP AND RUSSIAN PRESIDENT VLADIMIR PUTIN MAYBE BREAKING UP

PARTIAL TRANSCRIPT OF DONALD TRUMP’S HOUR-LONG CONVERSATION WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN ON SATURDAY

29 January 2017 …   Donald Trump: Vladie! Baby! How the hell are you? Vladimir Putin: Please. Do not call me “baby.” It sounds, how you say, “homosexual.” DT: You got it, Snookum. VP: Ugh. Your American press is right, I think. About your intelligence, and your attention span. DT: Look, Vladie, Honey Pot, speaking of our American press, I’ve got a question, is why … Continue reading PARTIAL TRANSCRIPT OF DONALD TRUMP’S HOUR-LONG CONVERSATION WITH VLADIMIR PUTIN ON SATURDAY