A LETTER FROM AN ANONYMOUS CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICAN REGARDING WHY SO MANY OTHER CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS HAVE BEEN CANCELLING THEIR TOWN HALL MEETINGS, AS OF LATE

20 February 2017 …   O.K., folks. Listen. I think we need to have a little talk. Not one of those productive face-to-face-type talks; more like the kind of talk where I write an incredibly demeaning letter that explains my own particular point of view, and then I ignore your totally valid response. That kind of talk. The reason being, I’m not all that great … Continue reading A LETTER FROM AN ANONYMOUS CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICAN REGARDING WHY SO MANY OTHER CONGRESSIONAL REPUBLICANS HAVE BEEN CANCELLING THEIR TOWN HALL MEETINGS, AS OF LATE

A SHORT MEMO FROM SUPREME CHANCELLOR DONALD TRUMP REGARDING POSSIBLE BUDGETARY SPENDING FOR THE UPCOMING FISCAL YEAR

18 February 2017 … Infrastructure $200 There’s this small little pothole right in front of my Mar-a-Lago resort that needs to be filled. Like A.S.A.P. Sometimes when the armored Cadillac I’m sitting in the back of hits the pothole, the resulting jolt is so violent I accidentally drop the interior design catalogue I’m sifting through. Then I have to spend the next five or six … Continue reading A SHORT MEMO FROM SUPREME CHANCELLOR DONALD TRUMP REGARDING POSSIBLE BUDGETARY SPENDING FOR THE UPCOMING FISCAL YEAR

A LIST OF THE VARIOUS THOUGHTFUL AND ABSTRACT QUESTIONS DONALD TRUMP WAKES UP AT 3 A.M. TO CALL NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR MIKE FLYNN ABOUT

9 February 2017 …   “According to the Huffington Post, Donald Trump recently placed a late-night phone call to Mike Flynn, his national security adviser, to ask if a strong dollar or a weak dollar is better for the U.S. economy. In the early rounds of commentary on television and Twitter, several people have mocked the president for staying up late, pondering questions that might … Continue reading A LIST OF THE VARIOUS THOUGHTFUL AND ABSTRACT QUESTIONS DONALD TRUMP WAKES UP AT 3 A.M. TO CALL NATIONAL SECURITY ADVISOR MIKE FLYNN ABOUT

A BRIEF COLLECTION OF DONALD TRUMP’S TWEETS OVER THE LAST 24 HOURS

6 February 2017 …   Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump The judge opens up our country to potential terrorists and others that do not have our best interests at heart. Bad people are very happy!   Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump Just cannot believe a judge would put our country in such peril. If something happens blame him and court system. People pouring in. Bad!   Donald … Continue reading A BRIEF COLLECTION OF DONALD TRUMP’S TWEETS OVER THE LAST 24 HOURS

A CRY FOR HELP FROM AN ANONYMOUS MEMBER OF CONGRESS REGARDING “THE INCIDENT,” WHICH APPARENTLY INVOLVES CONSERVATIVE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS HAVING SPENT THE PAST MONTH SEARCHING THE CAPITOL BUILDING FOR THEIR LOST TESTICLES

2 February 2017 …   This is a cry for help. We need aid, however it can be provided. Money. Manpower. Military action. Doctors Without Borders. Anything. If you can even just send some juvenile delinquents who skip class to smoke cigarettes but otherwise have nothing to do, we’ll take that. It’s that serious. We in Congress have all lost our testicles, and we need … Continue reading A CRY FOR HELP FROM AN ANONYMOUS MEMBER OF CONGRESS REGARDING “THE INCIDENT,” WHICH APPARENTLY INVOLVES CONSERVATIVE MEMBERS OF CONGRESS HAVING SPENT THE PAST MONTH SEARCHING THE CAPITOL BUILDING FOR THEIR LOST TESTICLES