6 February 2017
The judge opens up our country to potential terrorists and others that do not have our best interests at heart. Bad people are very happy!
Just cannot believe a judge would put our country in such peril. If something happens blame him and court system. People pouring in. Bad!
I have instructed Homeland Security to check people coming into our country VERY CAREFULLY. The courts are making the job very difficult!
Still can’t believe judge stopped ban I said wasn’t a Muslim ban even though I privately told @RudyGiuliani it was one. HEY IDIOTS! NOT ALL FACTS ARE REAL!
(1/2) I have instricted @mike_pence to give me a good long backrub. I need it!
(2/2) This judge is putting millions of lives at risk by allowing loving families to reunite! GROSS! It’s causing a painful buildup of tension in my shoulders!
@nbc is grasping at straws! @nbcsnl skit got it wrong. Steve sounds nothing like that. Plus I call my own shots. I know this because Steve tells me I do.
Why is this judge making my job so hard?!? This was supposed to be an easy gig. I make the rules, everyone follows the rules. America = GREAT! Easy peazy!
I’m told US government depends on something called sep. of powers AKA checks and balances. I will build walls between those powers and tear up that check book!
CONGRATS TO TOM BRADY AND PATS FOR AMAZING SUPERBOWL WIN! Tom didn’t talk about me in post-game interview, though. Maybe I will send FEDS to Foxborough??
(1/2) I have instructed @mike_pence to stop giving me a backrub. He pushes too hard and it hurts.
(2/2) Also: it reminds me of how hard this obstructionist judge (appointed by OBAMA) is pushing to stop my not-a-muslim ban.
(1/2) In regard to my previous tweet, in which I said obstructionist judge was appointed by Obama. I’ve been told he was appointed by Bush.
(2/2) But Obama kept him in, so he must have liked something about him! NOW WE KNOW HE HATES AMERICA TOO!!!
(1/2) In regard to previous tweet, in which I implied Obama and obstructionist judge hate America. I’ve been told that I was a little too harsh.
(2/2) Was also told that kind of rhetoric sounds too authoritarian. What I meant to say was they love bad guys who hate America. See what I did there? Did you?
Was told by lying advisor that US depends on dissenting opinion and compromise. WRONG! Compromise = WEAK. Diversity of ideas as bad as diversity of people.
@RadVlad agrees that dissenting opinion is bad and must be stomped out! That’s why Russia already great. WATCH OUT JUDGE!
In regard to previous tweet in which I recommended judge watch out. Was told that constitutes aggressive threat. Forget I said anything (but don’t forget it!).
Reading over previous tweets, I have come to dire realization: SNOWFLAKE LIBS HAVE INFILTRATED MY ADMIN! HELP!
No one has come to my aid in terms of erradication of subordinate libs. They’re everywhere because ban was lifted. This is YOUR FAULT JUDGE!
BAD GUY LIBS keep taking phone away and hiding it. Spent all day searching for it. I’m currently under bed. Could’ve avoided this if not for so-called judge.
Judge let BUD GUY LIBS in and now they’ve found me! Dragging me out from under bed. This = call to action. REVOLT MY TRUMPETERS!