A BRIEF COLLECTION OF DONALD TRUMP’S TWEETS OVER THE LAST 24 HOURS

6 February 2017

 

Donald J. Trump

‏@realDonaldTrump

The judge opens up our country to potential terrorists and others that do not have our best interests at heart. Bad people are very happy!

 

Donald J. Trump

‏@realDonaldTrump

Just cannot believe a judge would put our country in such peril. If something happens blame him and court system. People pouring in. Bad!

 

Donald J. Trump

‏@realDonaldTrump

I have instructed Homeland Security to check people coming into our country VERY CAREFULLY. The courts are making the job very difficult!

 

Donald J. Trump

‏@realDonaldTrump

Still can’t believe judge stopped ban I said wasn’t a Muslim ban even though I privately told @RudyGiuliani it was one. HEY IDIOTS! NOT ALL FACTS ARE REAL!

 

Donald J. Trump

‏@realDonaldTrump

(1/2) I have instricted @mike_pence to give me a good long backrub. I need it!

 

Donald J. Trump

‏@realDonaldTrump

(2/2) This judge is putting millions of lives at risk by allowing loving families to reunite! GROSS! It’s causing a painful buildup of tension in my shoulders!

 

 

Donald J. Trump

‏@realDonaldTrump

@nbc is grasping at straws! @nbcsnl skit got it wrong. Steve sounds nothing like that. Plus I call my own shots. I know this because Steve tells me I do.

 

Donald J. Trump

‏@realDonaldTrump

Why is this judge making my job so hard?!? This was supposed to be an easy gig. I make the rules, everyone follows the rules. America = GREAT! Easy peazy!

 

Donald J. Trump

‏@realDonaldTrump

I’m told US government depends on something called sep. of powers AKA checks and balances. I will build walls between those powers and tear up that check book!

 

Donald J. Trump

‏@realDonaldTrump

CONGRATS TO TOM BRADY AND PATS FOR AMAZING SUPERBOWL WIN! Tom didn’t talk about me in post-game interview, though. Maybe I will send FEDS to Foxborough??

 

Donald J. Trump

‏@realDonaldTrump

(1/2) I have instructed @mike_pence to stop giving me a backrub. He pushes too hard and it hurts.

 

Donald J. Trump

‏@realDonaldTrump

(2/2) Also: it reminds me of how hard this obstructionist judge (appointed by OBAMA) is pushing to stop my not-a-muslim ban.

 

Donald J. Trump

‏@realDonaldTrump

(1/2) In regard to my previous tweet, in which I said obstructionist judge was appointed by Obama. I’ve been told he was appointed by Bush.

 

Donald J. Trump

‏@realDonaldTrump

(2/2) But Obama kept him in, so he must have liked something about him! NOW WE KNOW HE HATES AMERICA TOO!!!

 

Donald J. Trump

‏@realDonaldTrump

(1/2) In regard to previous tweet, in which I implied Obama and obstructionist judge hate America. I’ve been told that I was a little too harsh.

 

Donald J. Trump

‏@realDonaldTrump

(2/2) Was also told that kind of rhetoric sounds too authoritarian. What I meant to say was they love bad guys who hate America. See what I did there? Did you?

 

Donald J. Trump

‏@realDonaldTrump

Was told by lying advisor that US depends on dissenting opinion and compromise. WRONG! Compromise = WEAK. Diversity of ideas as bad as diversity of people.

 

Donald J. Trump

‏@realDonaldTrump

@RadVlad agrees that dissenting opinion is bad and must be stomped out! That’s why Russia already great. WATCH OUT JUDGE!

 

Donald J. Trump

‏@realDonaldTrump

In regard to previous tweet in which I recommended judge watch out. Was told that constitutes aggressive threat. Forget I said anything (but don’t forget it!).

 

Donald J. Trump

‏@realDonaldTrump

Reading over previous tweets, I have come to dire realization: SNOWFLAKE LIBS HAVE INFILTRATED MY ADMIN! HELP!

 

Donald J. Trump

‏@realDonaldTrump

No one has come to my aid in terms of erradication of subordinate libs. They’re everywhere because ban was lifted. This is YOUR FAULT JUDGE!

 

Donald J. Trump

‏@realDonaldTrump

BAD GUY LIBS keep taking phone away and hiding it. Spent all day searching for it. I’m currently under bed. Could’ve avoided this if not for so-called judge.

 

Donald J. Trump

‏@realDonaldTrump

Judge let BUD GUY LIBS in and now they’ve found me! Dragging me out from under bed. This = call to action. REVOLT MY TRUMPETERS!

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